Hi /ck/

I am a vegan, and as such I must let everyone know. You see, as a vegan I have self esteem problems, and by letting everyone know of my ethically and morally superior lifestyle I am proving I am better than you.

You see, I have a psychological impairment that does not allow me to differentiate between animals as food and humans. You know how pets like cats and dogs are bread with certain characteristics to make them more appealing to humans, well its like that except I am attracted to, I mean I feel for all the worlds animals.

I am educated (obviously as a vegan more educated than you) and believe in evolution. The traits that humans exhibit such as, poor ability to digest plant matter (I do fart too much and my breath wreaks), omnivore digestion system and lactose tolerance past adolescence are things I don't understand because its just carnivore propaganda that everyone just calls proven facts.

I, being so in tune with nature, only eat organic. Even though organic food means nothing, I choose to believe it makes me better. The food I eat is so natural, even though I must eat lots of heavily processed foods (like soy) fortified with nutrients (mostly made from the byproducts of bacteria one would never eat) I can't get just from plant life. And because it is not possible to maintain my health using only local plants, the extra carbon created by all the hauling of foods from around the world to me is offset by how awesome I am.

I am vegan, and although my diet isn't healthy or sustainable, I am better than you.

1winthrop
2irs - penalties etc



3covance nj
cases
4marion county
get counsel

5taylor v taylor prepare update and injunction
6 pool
7house - inspect 227, clean up. craigslist
8join coop?
9say hi to joe w
10make a comic
11rough out w va case
12make plans for work if get yale gig
13make better list
14sell 227
15sell 4015
16coop ads on craiglist
17make plan to take over world
18meet w city council person
19remember items for list thought of in car
20erato
21cca - meet w (lawyer guy blogger ran for clerk)
22cca - write letters to candiodates/officew holders
23 4015 tax problem
24 227 tax problem fix
25 go over old lists.
26 make 2009 annual report.
27 rough out taXes and balance sheet for 2009 2008 2007 2006.
28 go thru boxes,
29 put stuff away.
30 blog booklist for 2009.
31 kevin/joey, dates.