sunday to do list i mean daily task list

x 1, sort papers. look for social security card. look for w4 forms. gather nebraska stuff into a folder.

x 2. plant stuff outside

x 3. call mom

4. put clothes away in memos room. take bag of clothes to the church.

x 5, make a comic.

x 6. change sheet.

aspirational: clean the car. monday if not sunday 1/2 x strarted

x join iww?

Customer Obsession

Leaders start with the customer and work backwards. They work vigorously to earn and keep customer trust. Although leaders pay attention to competitors, they obsess over customers.

Ownership

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Learn and Be Curious

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gas 17 need to reset mileage switch and write down mileage.

$700 due on marion county taxes. pay with new credit card when it gets here.

my texas taxes are paid.

I have a month to find my social security card or i get fired.

commerce bank card.$2000 limit. opened 5/24/20. need to spend $1000 in first 90 days to make $150 bonus.

so think about how to spend $1000. real estate taxes. texas taxes. 300 electric bill. $200 water bill. $100 cable bill.

chase $400? 5th 3rd $400 huntingdon $400 - fees. has not hit account yet. $100 schwab $100 has not hit account yet. key $200.

$400
$400
$400
$100
$150
$200.
==
$1650.
i could buy anothr share of tesla? or quantas. ford.
[possible chase $500]

https://www.revealnews.org/article/behind-the-smiles/

255 E Thompson Rd, Indianapolis, IN is a single family home that contains 1,530 sq ft and was built in 1942. It contains 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. The Rent Zestimate for this home is $1,100/mo, which has increased by $136/mo in the last 30 days.

I got so bored that i decided to write out the entire Machine story, word for word. 

Gtfre123

If you, for some reason, need the transcript of The Machine story, here it is:

​

When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian Mafia, here’s how it happened…

I went to school at Florida State; I was not a very good student. I was there like 7 seven years… I was there in most of the 90s; I was in college longer than grunge music was around.

This is how bad of a student I was, one time I signed up for a Russian class thinking it was Spanish and it took 3 classes before I realize “I don’t think this is Spanish”…

So I got up to leave. The teacher, who was hot, he definitely worked out… I’m kidding, it was a girl. And she was hot, she still is hot. She stopped me she said “Don’t go anywhere, I need 14 kids to teach this class, you’re the 14th, I need this class in order to get my masters. So, if you sit back down, you don’t have to do anything all semester and I’ll just give you a C. I was like “zdravstvuyte bitches I’m back!”

So I took Russian 1, 2, 3 and 4, never learned a word. Think about what I’m saying, I took 2 years of a language, 4 semesters of my college career, 4 semesters! Russian 4 was taught in Russian. Do you have any idea what it’s like to go to a class and sit there like an immigrant at the DMV all day like…?

The end of Russian 4, the same teacher pulls me aside, she’s like “we’re taking a trip to Russia; if you go you’ll get a minor. I was like “ok, hold on- you know, I can’t really speak, read, write or understand the language right?” She’s like “I’m fucking..well aware of that”.

You gotta remember I was taking a test in a language with which I was unfamiliar with their alphabet. Do you have any idea what it’s like to take a test and make up hieroglyphics? And the answer is star, circle, hashtag, shoe…

She goes “It doesn’t matter, we need kids to make this trip happen and if you go with all the classes you’ve taken and the ones you will take, you will get a minor.” And I was like “that’s all you had to say. Let’s go to Russia and fuck some minors”. It was a different minor, obviously- learned that the hard way.

So we went to Russia in 1995, this is when the mob ran everything… and they told us the very first night, they sat the whole class down, they’re like “listen, we have paid of the Mafia to keep you safe. In exchange for our money, they give us 2 young gangsters.” I’m in the room like “this trip just got fucking awesome.”

The word for gangster in Russian is “banditti”. They go “these banditti are gonna live with us, they’re gonna walk you to class, they’re gonna walk you back from class, they’re gonna take you on field trips, walk you back from fieldtrips. Do not speak to them, they’re in the Mafia. Do not look at them, do not engage them, do not interact with them- I was like “they’re gonna be my best fuckin friends…

So the first night I grab a bottle of Vodka and a 6 pack of “baltika”, which is their local beer, and I planned a sentence, I was gonna say “zdravstvuyte, menya zovut Bert. Ochen' priyatno. YA rabotayu koshka.”

Does anyone speak Russian in here? I’ll tell you what the sentence says. It’s a badass sentence; I worked all day on it. “Hello my name’s Bert; it’s very nice to meet you. I work pussyyy. Kind of, it really means I work with cats.

I didn’t know the fuckin language what do you expect- it doesn’t matter because the second the door opens and I’m face to face with a real Russian gangster, with the wife beater and the tattoos, with the track pants and the cigarette. And he just stares me up and down, a frat boy from Florida State. I was wearing a fanny pack. He just looks at me and goes “Chto!” I fucking panicked and everything I had planned on saying flooded outta my head, and all I said to him, in Russian, in his doorway was “I am the Machine”.

And he started laughing and he goes “what did you say?” I was like “I’m the machine!!”- He grabs me and he goes “come in and tell my friends”, brings me in a room full of 9 Russian gangsters, drinkin and smokin and just goes “STOP! Tell them what you said.” Now I’m like “fuck it”. “IM THE MACHINE!” They looked at each other, looked at me and they’re like “fuck it! HES THE MACHINE!” And I became the Machine. And these guys loved me.

You gotta realize though, the reason they loved me is: I went shot for shot with them that night, all night long, until like 4 in the morning. But all I knew how to say in their language was “I’M THE MACHINE!” And, “I fuck cats…”

So, we did everything together. The guy that answered the door, his name was Igor, he was like my best friend, we did everything together, we ran a pool hall scam, we stole a boat… It was literally the best summer of my life.

And then one day, the whole class is taking a trip to Moscow; it’s an overnight train trip. And I say “Igor, this is gonna be a blast, we gotta be in the same cabin”. And he goes “I can’t go”. I said “why not?” He goes “different Mafia runs train, different Mafia runs Moscow”. I said “Well hold on, what’s that mean for me?”. And he goes “Don’t worry, I set up banditti, I’ll tell them about you, they’ll take care of you”.

Sure enough, we get to the train station and he introduces me to my 2 new gangsters, Igor and Igor. And he says to them “Guys, this is the Machine, if you give the Machine Vodka, you’ll have a great time.”

The bigger of the 2 Igors looks like a kid in Christmas morning, he’s like “Oh, I can’t wait to play with the Machine!” He grabs me and he goes “The machine doesn’t sit in coach, the Machine sits in first class with us.” I’m like “That’s what I’m fuckin taking about!” We go to first class and it is pimped out with booze, food, and, here’s the real gangster part: second the train takes off outta the station, everyone that works on the train comes in to pay their respects. The conductor walked in, rips off the stars and stripes to his shirt, places them on my lap and goes “this is a present for the Machine; it would be an honor to do a shot of Vodka with the Machine”. I’m 22 years old thinking “Huh, these machine stories might have gotten outta control”.

We drank all the booze in an hour and big Igor stands up and goes “Machine, we go to the bar cart to get more Vodka” I’m like “fuck it, I’m in the mob, I’ll do whatever the fuck I want”. We roll into the bar cart like a big dick in a locker room- not that I’ve ever been that guy but I’ve seen it. Just *smack!*, you know the look where everyone looks and goes “oh shit, okay...” “Woah, someone’s here, okay, alright!”

Igor looks at me and in Russian, he says “Machine, go behind the bar and grab bread”. In Russian! In Russian! And I understood him. For a second I’m like “I’m fuckin learning!” “I’m learning the language my way, not through flashcards and textbooks but by joining the Mafia”.

I get behind the bar and I’m like “Igor! I know what you said!” He’s like “Good for you, Machine.” “Can the Machine find cheese?” And I was like “Cheese! I got it! Give me another one!” He’s like “Grab Vodka” I was like “I already know that one, give me another one.” He’s like “Grab the money.” And I’m like “Huh?” He goes “Grab the fuckin money!” And I realized, at that instant, uh, we’re robbing the bar cart. And I’m the one doing it, hooked on phonics style.

I grab the money, walk out. 2 of my classmates see me and they’re like “you’re in so much trouble”. We go back to our first class cabin and within 5 minutes the head chaperone of this train trip, not the whole trip, just this train trip. She was an English teacher who did not speak Russian, who hated me, before I robbed the train. She comes over to our first class cabin and swings the door open with that like, liberal arts confidence. “This shit is over, you’re done! You’re done! Stand up right now, you-you stand u- how dare- you’re done, stand up!” And big Igor looks at me, confused then smiles, takes a big sip of vodka, spits it in her eyes and goes “No one talks to the Machine like that.” Shuts the door in her face and goes “Fuck that bitch this is Russia!”

“Don’t worry Machine, when it gets dark we have good time.” I’m like… what the fuck are we doing when it gets dark?! Reaches into his pocket, pulls out a ring of keys and he goes “We’re robbing the whole fucking train.”

…I’m a good person… I don’t cheat on- this is why- lemme tell you- I don’t cheat on my wife. I don’t cheat on my wife because one morning our whole family was in bed, the dogs, the cats, the girls, my wife and we were just giggling and it was pure, it was perfect and I thought to myself “I don’t ever want to screw this up, this is the most important thing- this is what life’s about. And they got up to make chocolate chip pancakes and I laid in bed and I said “I will never cheat on my wife”. I had a conversation with myself, I said if I ever get into a situation where a hot girl’s flirting with me or I think she’s flirting with me and it seems like it could go further, I’m just gonna cockblock myself. I’m just gonna look her in the face in front of everyone and go “I DON’T CHEAT ON MY WIFE!”

Now, I may be wrong, she may not be hitting on me, she may through a drink at my face, slap me or I may be right. None of that matters to me, what matters to me is that I don’t cheat on my wife because I’ve already had that conversation.

Here’s the problem, I never had that conversation about robbing trains. So when presented the opportunity, I thought I’d be like “Not me, I’m gonna go back and work on my verbs”. But apparently when presented the opportunity, I’m the guy that’s like “Fuck it! Let’s start with my class”.

So we robbed them first, while they slept, if that makes it better. And then we robbed the whole train. And if it’s any consolation we robbed me too, my bag was with them. And then we drank, all night long. All night long, like literally until 6 in the morning. Top 5 drunks I’ve ever been without throwing up in my entire life. We pull into Moscow at 6 AM, I am pissed drunk. You ever been so drunk you’re like “I know I gotta piss but I can’t find my dick!”

Train stops, sun’s up, I’m hammered. Door opens, same teacher, not mad… Curious, right? She looks me in the eyes, smiling, and goes “I want to be the one to tell you, they’ve alerted the police”. And I look out and on the platform, my whole class is standing there with a cop, talking, they’re upset, they’ve been robbed, I get it… Apparently they’ve never heard, snitches get stiches.

Big Igor sees this and is completely unphased, he’s like “Don’t worry, I talk to police for both of us”. I was like “Oh thank god”. He cracks a bottle of Vodka, I’m like “Ah, I wouldn’t bring that out to an officer maybe.” Lights a cigarette, walks out, to the cop, who’s taking a statement. The cop is taking a statement! Igor walks up behind him, grabs him by the arm, spins him around and goes “FUCK YOU! We fuck you in the mouth! We fuck you in the ass!” “We- I’m like “Stop with the fucking *we* shit!!” Now the cop is just staring at me and I hear him bark out (Angry Russian nonsense), which, I don’t even know what that means but it doesn’t sound like “you’re ok, stay there!”

It is a come-to-jesus moment where you know you fucked up. All I thought, as I walked to the cop, who’s standing in front of the class, I just robbed, next to the gangster I robbed them with- my only thought was “This isn’t how I plan on spending my second junior year”…in the Gulag, taking hot dicks to the throat.

I get five steps from the cop, who looks impatient as shit. He takes 2 big ass steps, grabs me by the arm, spins me away from my class, away from Igor, pulls me right into his face and he goes “So… I understand you’re the Machine?” Nice

“Tonight, you party with us”. I was like “What?” He’s like “Tonight you party with us, yes?” And I looked at him and I was like “Wait, I’m not in trouble?” And he gets so close to me I can smell his morning cigarette and he goes “No.” “Fuck that bitch, this is Russia.”

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made a list.
plasma $45
gas $30.
groceries found about $300.
po box.
bank- wasted trip.
bmv - wasted trip.
x phone not charged up so no calls yet.
forgot to wear safety vest at work.

found: xmas lights.
sugar
roses
potted plant.
ribs.
meet.
potatoes
croisants
yogurt
soda
flowerpots
brussles sprouts
onions
salads
donuts
hummus
wackamole.
gave away some roses to an old lady bum. it's now 4 pm, must try to sleep.

what's on my list?
x laundry
x call for pin number on plasma card
x call re 401k.
call mom.
mark small
look for ID
make better list
mail thing to kevin
sort mail on bed into folders
x plasma
x po box.
x gas
clean flipping room

tuesday
worked
moved 401k.
emailed county gop re district 98.
groceries.
bmv wasted trip.
emailed rep shackelford re bmv, posted it to soapbox blog.
emailed senator young.
$900 in account at key but no way to find out the account number or probably even access the funds.
right now bath then email mark, then maybe work on kevin's letter.
update found card, $1600 in account, all but $50 from amazon.

wednesday
tire $35.
walmart $55
bought hearing protector for work. should save receipt.
lawyer's meeting.
bought bulbs for garden. and a pair of sneakers.
groceries aldi.

x thursday: plasma
x laundry thurs or friday. $10
buy: timer, x rat traps.
rochester
email mark small
look for ID
sort mail on bed
pussycat ramones porter 2.
call chase.
x call plasma card for pin number.
letter to sec state lawson
letter to governor re bmv.
email hasen re voter ID
next: x shower. x podcast. sort mail.
tommy cut my hair. i made bacon and eggs, and turned on my key card, 1776003.
x still need to set up the account online.
plasma 1776003

thursday may 14
x put up xmas lights, test them,
call mom
x got $100 off my plasma card.
x go pay 5th 3rd.? paid $100.
talk to volvo guy.
hangup tommy paintings
folders for banks
phys therapy.
look into working saturday.

found my paychecks online.
submitted ticket for that missing tuesday
no income tax taken out? double check deductions.

took trash containers back. cleaned the microwave put away dishes aired up a tire.
could not figure out how to work saturday.

bills to pay:
real estate taxes due this month?

saturday goals if i dont work:
clean fridges.
rat stuff. tommy has bedbugs. sort clothes. plant bulbs.
think about grass cut
rochester
notarize document and copy.

right now: bath then sort mail into folders.

saturday:
1 chase was closed.
2 paid 5th 3rd balance $435.
3 then bought gas $13.50 so new balance 13.50. need to stock up checking account.
4 found out how to check statement at key .com. $200 bonus hasn't posted yet.
5 $70 bug and rat stuff. put out rat stuff, moth stuff, broke fly trap, couldn't read instructions. $7 wasted.
6 washed dishes cleaned kitchen, stil need to sort fridge. got mcdonalds.
7 took out trash. cleaned dumpster bin thingy.
ate lunch.

8 bought and planted tomatoes.
trying to break in new shoes.
9 sprayed tommy's room for bedbugs. put out moth trap. put out rat bait.
10. repaired mower $25, mowed lawn. possible boy to mow lawn if he comes back tomorrow.

sunday did not do much, sorted papers.

plan:
x 1 coffee.
x 2 bath
x 3 buy lawn mower. $25 repair. mowed lawn.
x 4 sort paper
1/x 5 hang up tommy paintings. failed. thumbtacks? 
6 mark small.
7 witch laptop to th one where the S  key works.
10 make better list. rochester.
x 6 at 6 15 check for shifts.
issue: car is stalling.
x 9 plant bulbs and seeds.
do financial record for may then april. then 2020 / march


x 1 sort paper. did for 1 hour. found driver' licenseand two checks. next up is second sort, e.g. bank folder into the diofferent bank accounts. law folder into nebraska/not nebraska.

2 hang up tommy paintings. could not understand the instructions so i'll wait till tommy's home.
3 mark small. could do this tonight if i stay up. 
4 witch laptop to th one where the S  key works.
5 make better list. rochester.

issue: car is stalling.

6 do financial record for may then april. then 2020 / march
7 clean fridges

monday
1) paid chase bill $350ish. cashed checks $100 ($50, web page consulting, $50 oil.)
2) plasma $45. 
slept. need toput mower under tarp, a bit too late.
so for tonight clean fridges, sort papers, go to work.
3) plasma took off $100, no fee. balance $260?
4) groceries.
5) cleaned fridge.

sink is broken!
to do take out trash put tarp over mower. need plan to fix sink. 

to do photocopy card in wallet.
notarize deposition. read nebraska letters.

it's tuesday barely slept. rainy. got my $200 from key bank.
 goals
sort papers
switch computers
email mark small
clean stove
plant seeds? 

gas $750, $1.50/gln. $1 coffee.

https://blog.aboutamazon.com/

amazon goals:

1) work in the warehouse
2) learn to scan books and sell books to amazon
3) write a book for kindle. or edit public domain book for kindle.
4) (unlikely) find food products to sell.


thursday plan
plasma. plama money. huntington.
sort mail. cuddle tommy.

friday. found out too late how to sign up for an extra shift. 5 loads laundry.
do chores or go back to bed? went back to bed.

A2Z Cafe

4705 East 96th Street #35, Indianapolis, IN, 46240

hawaiian

also one at 10th and indiana.

huntingdon needs signature card soon or they steal my $400.

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trivia
Amazon.com sold its first book from Jeff Bezos' Seattle area garage in July of 1995. The book was Fluid Concepts & Creative Analogies: Computer Models of the Fundamental Mechanisms of Thought.

cadabra.

John Wainwright, an Australian software engineer based in Sunnyvale, Calif., did just that. On April 3, 1995, he became Amazon’s AMZN, +0.87% first non-company customer when he purchased “Fluid Concepts And Creative Analogies: Computer Models Of The Fundamental Mechanisms Of Thought” by Douglas Hofstadter. $27.

the company is named after the worl'd largest watershed, the amazon river.

e1058683771 tryingto get my time fixed for thge day i forgot my badge.

tommy $150. repaid small loans.

$85 locksmith.

check time suck podcast

https://blog.aboutamazon.com/innovation

[–]arbivark 1 point just now 

just found this subreddit. i would like to answer your question, but the rules seem to probihit selfpromotion and direct messaging. i've been a plasma donor for years, and my main income comes from doing medical studies. i am trying to sort out how to be a broker recruiting covid-antibody-positive people to become plasma donors. you can make $2000/mo for donating twice a week. it involves relocating to indiana. i can provide room and board for $300/mo if needed, and there are job opportunities here as well. if you want me to try to find somewhere in your town, i can start to look into it but so far i just have this one place.

the science isn't certain, but it looks like plasma from those who have recovered is lifesaving.

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-the-origin-story-2014-10

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jan/11/trum-and-farage-supporter-flies-flag-for-qanon-rar-right-conspiracy

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/fxcvoj/til_billboards_are_banned_in_vermont_and_maine/

sunday paid phone bill $38

called mom

took out trash did dishes took out recycling watered plants

to do
walmart for hearing protectors. do i have earplugs?
x replant more lillies
call to try to set up 401k
mail thing to kevin
review lists
plant more hemp.

paid $150 cles. tax deductible item.

email lawyer re intervene in absentee voting case mark small

old business:
2. put away eggs.
buy more rat poison.
c batteries.
x 1. replant lillies
x 3. sort clothes, put away pile of clothes.
monday: plasma
4. mark small.
bath.

later in may get oil change.
5. air up tire on way to work.

monday $45 plasma.

friday

did

worked.
recycling
groceries
po box.

didn't

bank - lines were too long.

to do: write up pace picante sauce incident.

so i'd been at work about a week. i'm  picker, not a stower. got tasked with stowing a pallet.
i misentered the expiration date on a case of salsa, put the day in the year column, so it showed up  as expired. so they said mark it as credit and throw it away. so i checked with a second manager and they said throw it away. 12 jars of product discarded because of a clerical error. so nowi'm wondering about how they handle their trash. reduce, reuse, recycle. i know they donate some product to gleaners, but a lot goes in the trash.

sort piles of mail in bedroom and car and mailbox.

call mom from tommy's phone?

saturday: took the dead plants out of my room. planted marigolds. repotted lillies.
washed dishes. cleaned up around the kitchen.
sorted clothein memo's room.

next: put away eggs. clean room. mail from car - pay electric bill, call re 401k.

1. put away eggs.
2. clean room.
x 3. mail from car -
4. pay electric bill,
5. call re 401k.